Top Ten Matriarchs for Trump

Let #MothersDay2018 be known officially as grand genesis of the last renaissance when millions of courageous women around America realized a bright new future is at hand.  Wishing happy Mother's Day to brave and beautiful outspoken earth goddesses pointing the way to a utopian future.  Here then, listed almost in alphabetical order are my top ten Matriarchs for President Donald Trump;




Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner broke hearts and bones as CIA super spy, Sydney Bristow weekly on your television screen from 2001-2006.  Now a Super Mom, that she has not confused her fictional role with reality cannot be said for some of her superhero comrades on the left.  It takes intellect and integrity that is tightly held together by a loving spiritual nature to make it through Hollywood holding Garner's accomplishments.  The Golden Globe winner continues to radiate beauty and integrity even after a well-publicized celebrity roller coaster marriage.  May the force of reason be with you.


Roseanne Barr

Emmy and Golden Globe winner, Roseanne is a comedy Queen.  Rather than Hollywood intimidating her opinion and right to free speech, she intimidates soul-less suits running Hollywood and one can imagine them hiding under their desk when a Domestic Goddess enters the building.  Did you know she ran for president in 2012 election under the Peace and Freedom Party?  Roseanne is a living legend and has taken it upon herself to save television by bringing her show back just when America needs her most.  She just might make Hollywood great again.  This is how you become America's favorite mom.


Kim Basinger

Some of you remember Miss Basinger as the once better half of Alec Baldwin.  We think her Academy Award, courage, and grace probably intimidated Alec forcing him to flee from the house of beauty.  He now makes a living as a clown on some liberal network.  Be that as it may, elegance suffers not the slings and arrows of wayward fools.  Age is a tool used to redefine the beauty of Kim Basinger.  Here's wishing this Golden Globe winner finds a deserving man of integrity who fills her magnificent heart with never-ending love.


Stacey Dash

We remember Miss Dash from the hit film, Clueless and later TV series under the same name.  More recently, Stacey has been in the news several times it seems for airing her conservative views.  It is a known crime in Hollywood to share your conservative views.  So then, women airing their views anyway are perhaps crazy like a fox!  Miss Dash recently announced intentions to run for Congress and then changed her mind several days later.  I suspect she will rise again as a political candidate perhaps fulfilling prophecy of noted mystics.  The force is strong in this one and experience makes beauty wise.


Melissa Joan Hart

I spent a lot of time babysitting my little niece from 1991-1994 and this just happens to be the same period America understood life in, Clarissa Explains it All on Nickelodeon.  Adorable talents are well acquainted here.  Readers may know Melissa as Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Now, she is a conservative who has to be careful what she says or liberals will be all over her like white on rice. Miss Hart gained a lot of weight at one time after her stardom and then lost it all naturally.  Takes great integrity in this world to lose weight naturally when you have the riches to take the easy way out through science.  May the Pagan rule of three protect thee from liberal hostility.


Loretta Lynn

A country and western singing legend, Miss Lynn won three Grammys, seven American Music Awards, and sold over 45 million records.  Loretta Lynn also managed to raise 6 children while achieving multiple gold albums over a 60 year musical career.  Several halls of fame honor her stellar life.  She will be in the Matriarch Hall of Fame just as soon as we build it.  If we build it, they will come.  Nevertheless, Hollywood knows better than to mess with country and Miss Lynn probably eats liberal snowflakes for Saturday breakfast.



Judge Jeanine Pirro

Here comes the judge on fire burning away pretense and purveyors of the decaying status-quo with a relentless pursuit of truth, justice, and a desire to make America great again. She was the first female District Attorney and District judge of Westchester County, New York.  One must wonder if Trump wishes he had made Pirro U.S. Attorney General.  We hope a position in the Trump cabinet waits for 2020.  Seems like my mom was a church lady right off the set of Happy Days.  Judge Pirro is a hot nightmare for liberals and those who trash America.  


Laura Prepon

Freethinking fans of Prepon fawn over her now as Alex on Orange is the New Black, a Netflix original comedy. As a Scientologist, one almost by definition has to be a Freethinker. Such bravery and youth in a conformist world bespeaks of an interesting future for Laura Prepon hardly recognizable here from her days as Hot Donna on That '70s Show. How does a woman go from hot to extraordinarily beautiful by changing the color of her hair and adding a bit of makeup? Laura personifies the endless mystery held in abject beauty of the earth goddess. Send her prayers to stay strong in an industry built on pretense. Help is on the way.


Jessica Simpson

Why does Jessica Simpson seem like one of the first true reality TV stars? She is certainly the most enduring reality star from the class of 2003 starring in, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica on MTV.  Signed her first recording contract at age 16.  Hollywood marriages often end in well-publicized divorce.  Divorce hurts the nation.  Surviving such battles and others associated with being a young  wealthy celebrity, Jessica has built a fortune and a beautiful family while remaining radiant and sane in a music industry known for promoting insanity.

Aissa Wayne

Aissa Wayne, in 2016 stood with frontrunner Trump during a gathering at the John Wayne Birthplace Museum in Iowa and told a healthy audience that the United States needed a strong leader like her father- hero of legendary Westerns including Stagecoach and True Grit- as the next commander in chief.   Apparently, America was listening to daughter of the Duke and the rest is becoming epic history.  One gets the feeling that the Duke would never raise a snowflake as a daughter and it makes one feel sorry for children of liberal stars who should remain nameless.  Pilgrims are welcome in our bright future, but try to stay out of the way. 

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Happy Mother's Day!  Let moms all over the world be touched by cosmic love and courage of these top ten Matriarchs for Trump.  Sending special love and happiness deep from within power of sacred timeless tears.

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Special love to matriarchs in another life.

Diamond, Silk, and Candace

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— IWV (@IWV) January 23, 2018